April 2011
I love showing tricks to little kids
veechiuu:
They’re all like:
“How did you do that?”
And you’re just like:
“Magic.”
Also works on people my age, strangely enough
March 2011
If you watch the oil industry backwards, it’s...
IF YOU GOOGLE IMAGE PANCAKE HEAD YOU'LL GET A...
You know what's on my bucket list?
mistermcawesomeness:
Have a hot girl walk around my room wearing nothing but one of my RL button-downs, panties, and maybe tubesocks.
Yeah.
fuck to the yes
The fortune cookie was invented in San Francisco...
Steak N Shake that I didn't pay for + Doctor Who
= FUCK YES
I am THE laziest motherfucker you'll ever meet.
hmmwhatacatch:
challenge accepted.
There’s a broken umbrella within arm’s reach that I use to turn off lights, get my phone, and search for stuff so I don’t have to get up
oceancraze-deactivated20110828 asked: Heyy sorry I went to bed kind of early. Im sick :/
I wanna talk to a random person
Anon, anyone?
or un-anon, w/e
Libya Simplified
sofapizza:
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'll follow everyone who reblogs this.
Wordjunky:
Me Gusta
